breakfast prayer

As Maggie was praying before breakfast yesterday, Calvin started making some pretty serious grunting sounds. Here is the resulting prayer…

Dear God,

Help this day to be…(insert grunting noises)…

CAAAAL-VIN! Don’t poop while we’re praying!

Help this day to be good.

Help my aah-tude to be good.

Help Calvin not to poo so much so we don’t have to have ANOTHER diaper change.

Thank you for this food.

Amen.

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4 Responses to breakfast prayer

  1. Tk log says:

    Could that get more awesome? I submit that it could NOT!

  2. theGracegirl says:

    Elegance incorporated.

  3. Gods girl says:

    That is so funny!

  4. Leila says:

    Proof, once again, that God has a perfect (and the best!) sense of humor EVER! I don’t actually know the theological ramifications of that statement, but it must be true…

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