As Maggie was praying before breakfast yesterday, Calvin started making some pretty serious grunting sounds. Here is the resulting prayer…
Help this day to be…(insert grunting noises)…
CAAAAL-VIN! Don’t poop while we’re praying!
Help this day to be good.
Help my aah-tude to be good.
Help Calvin not to poo so much so we don’t have to have ANOTHER diaper change.
Thank you for this food.