Here is my darling brother, LD. Contrary to popular belief, LD does NOT stand for Lunch and Dinner (he hasn’t always been so svelte), Lunge and Destroy (he used to be quite a violent toddler) or Learning Disabled (hmm, no comment). It stands for Little David…which isn’t really accurate either, come to think of it. I guess “Little” just means “younger than the other 56 Davids in our family”.
Anyway, I’m going to move on to the pictures now. He’ll hate that I posted these, but I bet he’ll get over it. And for all interested young ladies, he’s single, but you’ll have to pass family inspection.