breakfast prayer

As Maggie was praying before breakfast yesterday, Calvin started making some pretty serious grunting sounds. Here is the resulting prayer…

Dear God,

Help this day to be…(insert grunting noises)…

CAAAAL-VIN! Don’t poop while we’re praying!

Help this day to be good.

Help my aah-tude to be good.

Help Calvin not to poo so much so we don’t have to have ANOTHER diaper change.

Thank you for this food.

Amen.