where's your...

ears?



eye (and ear)?



nose (and, um, ear)?



mouth (and ear…still)?



hair (and NO ear)?



really dirty smiley face?



bad attitude after getting cleaned up?


Digital SLR camera : $900
CompactFlash cards : $60
Batteries : $20
Book for Complete Idiots : $15
Ability to take a series of pictures without wasting film : PRICELESS